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史上最爆笑的英文段子,都在这里了
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发表时间:2018-07-19 11:31作者:Monkey来源:长沙励步英语网址:http://www.firstleapcs.com

长沙励步英语培训最新资讯:很多朋友在聊到学习英语的时候,都说自己买了各种英语教材努力掌握各种学习技巧,但却时常觉得枯燥乏味难以为继Monkey老师今天就向大家分享几个英文小段子既经典又搞笑在快乐轻松的氛围中掌握英语知识!

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一、爆笑英文段子,你笑了?

⑴ I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

•我对微信并不上瘾。我只在有空时玩微信。主要是在午饭时间、休息时间、睡前时间、这些时间、那些时间、任何时间和所有时间玩玩而已。

(这里主要利用time来达到幽默的效果,仔细体会一下英文哦!)

⑵ I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

•我最恨两面派,因为我不知道先扇哪边的脸,这让我很为难。

⑶ When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.

•当一个女人说“什么?”,这不是因为她没听见你说什么。她只是在给你一个机会来收回你刚刚所说的话。

⑷ When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.

•当人们说你真上镜时,他们其实是想告诉你:你本人看起来比照片丑多了。

⑸ People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

•人们说笑容是最好的良药。你的脸一定能治愈全世界。

⑹My feelings for you no words can tell,except for maybe “Go to hell.”

•我对你的深情无法付诸言语,除了一句“滚一边去”!

⑺Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

•婚姻是这样一种关系,一个人永远是对的,另一个人是丈夫。

⑻ Sometimes you just need some space...to fart.

•有时你只是需要一些空间……来放屁!

⑼ To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

•对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是她的整个世界。

⑽ When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”

•当我临终之时,我希望我的最后遗言是“我留了一百万美金,放在了……”

⑾ I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.

•我总是从那些听了我的建议之后犯错的人哪里吸取经验教训。

⑿ Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

•借钱就要向悲观主义者借,因为他们不会期待你还钱。

⒀ A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?” The trainer replies: “Use the ATM.”

•一个人问健身房里的教练:“我想给那个漂亮的女孩留个好印象,用哪个器械比较好?” 教练说:“用取款机比较好。”

⒁Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

•今天早上当我正开着法拉利的时候,闹钟叫醒了我。

⒂ Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

•每个人都有一个让人烦的朋友。如果你没有这样的朋友的话,你可能就是那个人。

⒃No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

•没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

⒄ I hate maths, but I love counting money.

•我讨厌数学,但我喜欢数钱。

⒅ How do people write an auto biography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

•人们是怎么写出一本自传的?我好不容易才记住昨天午餐吃了什么。

二、使用频率最高的动物单词有哪些?

giantsalamander娃娃鱼,鲵

crocodile鳄鱼,非洲鳄

alligator短吻鳄,美洲鳄

caiman,cayman凯门鳄

gavial印度鳄

turtle龟

tortoise玳瑁

seaturtle海龟

frog青蛙

salamander,triton,newt蝾螈

bullfrog牛蛙

mare母马

colt,foal马驹,小马

pony矮马

thoroughbred纯种马

mustang野马

mule骡

ass,donkey驴

ox牛

buffalo水牛

bull公牛

cow母牛

calf小牛,牛犊

bullock,steer小阉牛

heifer小母牛

pig,swine猪

boar种猪

hog阉猪,肥猪

gilt小母猪

piglet猪崽

sheep羊

ewe母羊

goat山羊

lamb羊羔,羔羊

zebra斑马

antilope羚羊

gazelle小羚羊

deer鹿

reindeer驯鹿

giraffe长颈鹿

camel骆驼

dromedary单峰驼

llama大羊驼

guanaco原驼

alpaca羊驼

vicuna小羊驼

elephant象

rhinoceros犀牛

hippopotamus河马

cat猫

tabby,she-cat,grimalkin雌猫

tomcat雄猫,公猫

kitten,kitty,pussy小猫

lion狮

lynx猞猁

panther,puma美洲豹

leopard豹

tiger虎

wildcat野猫

bison美洲野牛

yak牦牛

dog狗

badger獾

weasel鼬,黄鼠狼

otter水獭

fox狐

hyena,hyaena鬣狗

wolf狼

squirrel松鼠

dormouse睡鼠

beaver河狸

marmot土拨鼠

ferret雪貂

bear熊

rabbit兔子

hare野兔

rat鼠

mouse家鼠

vole田鼠

monkey猴子

chimpanzee黑猩猩

gorilla大猩猩

orangutan猩猩

gibbon长臂猿

sloth獭猴

duckbill,platypus鸭嘴兽

kangaroo袋鼠

koala考拉,树袋熊

hedgehog刺猬

porcupine箭猪,豪猪

bat蝙蝠

armadillo犰狳

whale鲸

dolphin河豚

porpoise大西洋鼠海豚

seal海豹

walrus海象

eagle鹰

baldeagle白头鹰

condor秃鹰

hawk,falcon隼

heron苍鹰

goldeneagle鹫

kite鹞

vulture秃鹫

cock公鸡

hen母鸡

chicken鸡,雏鸡

guinea,fowl珍珠鸡

turkey火鸡

peacock孔雀

duck鸭

mallard野鸭,凫

teal小野鸭

gannet塘鹅

goose鹅

pelican鹈鹕

cormorant鸬鹚

swan天鹅

cob雄天鹅

cygnet小天鹅

gander,wildgoose雁

dove鸽

pigeon野鸽

turtledove斑鸠

pheasant雉,野鸡

grouse松鸡

partridge石鸡,鹧鸪

ptarmigan雷鸟

quail鹌鹑

ostrich鸵鸟

stork鹳

woodcock山鹬

snipe鹬

gull,seagull海鸥

albatross信天翁

kingfisher翠鸟

birdofparadise极乐鸟,天堂鸟

woodpecker啄木鸟

parrot鹦鹉

cockatoo大葵花鹦鹉

macaw金刚鹦鹉

parakeet长尾鹦鹉

cuckoo杜鹃,布谷鸟

crow乌鸦

blackbird乌鸫

magpie喜鹊

swallow燕子

sparrow麻雀

nightingale夜莺

canary金丝雀

starling八哥

thrush画眉

goldfinch金翅雀

chaffinch苍头燕雀

robin知更鸟

plover千鸟

lark百鸟,云雀

swift褐雨燕

whitethroat白喉雀

hummingbird蜂雀

penguin企鹅

owl枭,猫头鹰

scopsowl角枭,耳鸟

snake蛇

adder,viper蝰蛇

boa王蛇

cobra眼镜蛇

copperhead美洲腹蛇

coralsnake银环蛇

grasssnake草蛇

moccasin嗜鱼蛇

python蟒蛇

rattlesnake响尾蛇

lizard蜥蜴

tuatara古蜥蜴

chameleon变色龙,避役

iguana鬣蜥

walllizard壁虎

最后:记得几年前著名体育巨星姚明说过这样一段话,没有买卖就没有伤害。所以请大家都要爱护小动物,从你我做起,从身边做起!

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